We hand make tombstones!!
We are a husband and wife team that hand cut, engrave and paint Halloween Tombstones for sale to the public. We'd love for you to have one! Please click on our samples page. Here are a list of epitaphs for consideration along with our pricing:
1. Barry M. Deep
2. C. U. Layder
3. I. M. Gone
4. R. U. Next
5. U. R. Gone
6. Willy B. Back
7. Willy Rott
8. It's All Good!
9. I think I can make it!
10. I'm just another name carved in stone
11. There ain’t no gas line here
12. I’ve done this a million times
13. Do you smell gas?
14. I know it’s lightening outside
15. I told you I was sick!
16. I made an ash of myself!
17. I’m proof…
you can’t fix stupid!
18. Elvis…
live with it
19. Who wants to live forever??
20. Now I really am between a rock and a hard place!
21. Jim Migg
Would like for you to dig!
22. I was somebody – Who is no business of yours!
23. Blown upward, out of sight, he traced the leak by candlelight
24. Note to self, any day above ground is a good day!
25. He stole our stuff – he had no class, so we got medieval on his ass
26. Here lies Ben, whose life was full, until he tried to milk a bull!
27. Here lies good old Fred, a great big rock fell on his head
28. Here lies dear departed Dave, he chased a bear into a cave
29. Beneath this stone my wife doth lie, now she’s at rest and so am I
30. The wise, the sober and the brave, must all try the cold and silent grave
31. When your razor is dull but you need a shave, think of the man who lies in this grave
32. While living folks my tomb do view, remember well – there’s room for you
33. Wherever you be, let your wind go free, for holding it in was the killing of me!
34. You might be a king, or just a street sweeper, but sooner or later, you dance with the reaper
35. Here he lies, all cold and hard, the last darn varmint that pooped in my yard
36. Here lies my wife, I bid her good bye, she rests in peace, and now so do I!
37. Grimm Rictus
1837 – 1913
Death’s grip holds me tight, but I shall return one night
38. I was alive, now I’m not, so I lay here continuing to rot. Please be kind, please be sincere, and next time you visit, bring me a beer!!
39. Behold and see as you pass by,
as you are now, so once was I,
as I am now, you soon will be,
prepare for death and follow me
40. In heavy traffic he’d never postpone a single call on his cell phone, so listen closely and I vow, he’s still asking “Can you hear me now?”
41. Pass on reader, and don’t waste your time, on bad biography and bitter rhyme, for what I am this stone insures, and what I was is no affair of yours
42. Here I lay, rotting away. I never did learn how to watch what I say! So when I told her she was getting fat, she caved in my head with a baseball bat!
43. This is a tomb with quite a view, do come in, there’s room for you, but hearken, dear mortal, and mind me well, for I warn you now this view is from HELL!
44. Here lies my wife in earthy mould, who when she lived did naught but scold, good friends go softly in your walking, lest she wake and rise up talking!!
Pricing:
#’s 1 – 8 $35.00
#’s 9 – 22 $40.00
#’s 23 – 30 $50.00
#’s 31 – 36 $55.00
#’s 37 – 44 $65.00
Or if you have your own epitaph, ask us, we’ll give you a price
Minimum $20.00 deposit on anything we don’t have already pre-made.
We will mix and match epitaphs for a minimum of $15.00 extra.
No refunds
We live in Villa Park, IL and prefer pick up only, but if you are out of state, we will consider shipping, just be aware that the ones we have sold on ebay, because of the size of the box, a lot of the times the shipping cost exceeded the cost of the item.
If you are interested, please contact us via email at ipbudweiser@hotmail.com.
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